NFL Week 2 Picks 2022

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I was going to start things off here by making fun of the Browns for their huge choke job against the Jets on Sunday, 

but then I remembered I had an equally big choke job in Week 2: I went 5-11 against the spread. 

No, I didn't blow a 30-17 lead with 90 seconds left to play like the Browns did, but going 5-11 is essentially the same thing. 

I blame that dumb elf that the Browns put at midfield for their game. That thing has cursed the team and my picks.

 If you've ever seen "The Ring," the same thing happens when you look at Brownie the elf, except you don't die, you just get your picks wrong. 

The good news for me is that I don't believe in elves or curses or the color brown, so I should be just fine making my picks this week. 

Although I went 5-11 ATS, I went 9-7 straight-up, so the week wasn't a total loss. Speaking of the picks, let's get to them.

Actually, before we get to the picks, here's a quick reminder that you can check out the weekly picks from every NFL expert by clicking here. 

I get 2.3 cents every time someone clicks through on that link, so make sure to click early and often. 

Actually, that's not true, I think the money actually just goes to the budget CBS has allotted for Will Brinson's hair care. 

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